Download it once and read it on your kindle device, pc, phones or tablets. The film stars jesse eisenberg, woody harrelson, emma stone, and abigail breslin as survivors of a zombie apocalypse. How to survive the zombie apocalypse zombieland, at least when looked at from the mainstream success it had, is one of the most successful zombie movies around. I have all 32 rules but i dont understand some of them, im aware that not all the rules are in the film but i need all of them for something to plan with for a horror story competition, ive decided to make it a cross with zombieland different story line, same zombies but need an explanation next to each rule. A three shot tallahassee, wichita and little rock found a zombie who isnt quite like the others they are killing. A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in zombieland who goes by columbus. Zombieland is a 2009 american postapocalyptic zombie comedy film directed by ruben fleischer in his theatrical debut and written by rhett reese and paul wernick. You never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen so keep these rules close. A black liquid frequently comes out of the zombies mouths. Its been 10 years since zombieland graced theaters and presented us with a very specific set of rules to survive the zombie apocalypse.
On the road, he meets tallahassee, a badass tough guy with a twinkie obsession, who is on. To escape, its more important to be able to run longer than faster. Columbus, the protagonist from zombieland said that the main reason for his. Shaun of the dead also has some great things in it. You are never sure if a character is going to make it. Columbus, the protagonist from zombieland said that the main reason for his survival is that he followed a set of rules that he drew up himself to survive the zombie apocalypse. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons. Columbus, tallahassee, wichita, and little rock move to the american heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family. Here are all 33 rules that jesse eisenberg put together during his. Alice in zombieland explores the more serious aspects of love in the time of the apocalypse. Pseudozombie chapter 3, a zombieland fanfic fanfiction. In zombieland 2009 the character columbus recants several rules of survival.
Cardio the double tap beware of bathrooms wear seat belts no attachments the skillet travel light get a kick ass partner. Zombie rules book 3 its now two years since the want to read. What are columbus rules to surviving the zombie apocalypse in zombieland. See more ideas about zombieland, horror movies and zombie movies. In the film we only get to see 8 of them but thanks to various videos and general piecing together. Cardio the faster you run, the further away you can be from a zombie. The horror comedy zombieland is smart enough to cut to the chase. The fifteens zombie rules book 7 kindle edition by achord, david. In order to survive a zombie apocalypse, you need a friend along the way. All zombieland rules zombie news, zombie games, zombie. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading the fifteens zombie rules book 7.
Also keep a single fire axe, crowbar, and pistol card. Make sure you keep them in mind for when the zombie apocalypse strikes. Okay, technically all zombieland rules is slightly misleading as we currently only know of a possible 33 but since making this site has taken the place of any real news tonight we thought it was worth talking about in zombieland, columbus survives by following his set of very specific rules. Columbus rules were design for survivability foremost, each rule an attempt mitigate the dangers of zombieland or to make daily life in it more bearable.
So without further ado, here are the 33 rules weve learned from zombieland. The film follows a geeky college kid making his way through the zombie apocalypse, meeting three strangers along the. What are columbus 32 rules for survival in zombieland. To escape a pursuing zombie you will need to outrun it, and this means being in good shape. Follow them and youll get at least as far as the folks in the second season of the walking dead, and probably do it with far. Any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better than going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with one way in or out. Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a page. The movie is also pretty funny so you might not think there would be good lessons for surviving the zombie. Double tap one clean shot to the head can protect against zombies playing possum. Full list of columbuss official rules for surviving the. According to the movie zombieland there are 32 rules to follow in case of a zombie attack but while going through the list i didnt see any mention of clothing. If there was a zombie apocalypse at that time, i would have been done for everyone knows that the first rule of za survival is cardio. Someone to protect you from unforeseen, flesheating gas attendants or killer clowns.
Well other then the debacle that was the remake of day of the dead which had spiderman zombies. The zombieslayers return in zombieland double tap which is going to be released in october 2019. If youre a zombieholic like myself, youve probably seen zombieland more than a few times. Here are all new rules has columbus created for the survivors of the zombie apocalypse in the tenyearslater sequel zombieland. Please help me and only submit reliable answers of what the. Together with his friends, zach learns to survive in a world turned upside down. While i enjoyed the book, i had problems with the main character being a teenager and all these older men make him their leader. So in the interest of helping everyone survive the end, heres a list of their rules for surviving zombieland. Zombie rules, book 1 publishers summary rick, an aging vietnam veteran, alcoholic, and prepper, convinces zach gunderson that the apocalypse is. Sony pictures presents the action packed comedy zombieland which.
Zombies can climb so find high ground if you do need to stop. I thought no zombie zombie movie would have rules and there are really good rules in somaliland you should make a new zombie land with new zombies and smarter ones. In zombieland, columbus has at least 32 rules to live by, but we only see a fraction of them. Read, reread, practice and apply, train hard and always think smart, you are a born survivor. Zach gunderson, a skinny sixteenyearold high school sophomore, is c. This book of zombie survival rules will be a great asset to anyone preparing themselves for the zombie apocalypse.
In 2009, zombieland brought some humor to the thought of a zombie apocalypse. Love the double tap thing in zombieland along with the whole twinkie thing is pretty funny and the whole bill murray part is funny as hell. See more ideas about zombieland, zombie movies and zombieland movie. Tallahassee harrelson is an aktotin, zombieslayin badass whose. Her only ally is the untrustworthy and inconveniently handsome cole holland. Movies quiz zombieland rules to survive random movies or movie quotes quiz.
Can you name the rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse from zombieland. Test your knowledge on this movies quiz to see how you do and compare your score to others. The film listed the main rules but not all of them needed to survive a zombie filled world. Think like a survivor when the zombie apocalypse descends upon us you will be a few steps ahead of the rest. A character has a list of rules of surviving zombieland. Five simple rules that will help you survive the zombie apocalypse. The heroine is alice bell, who loses her entire family on her 16th birthday and gains a thirst for vengeance and drive to survive. So, close those books and hit the treadmill for a half hour, your mind and body will thank you. Whilst this list is described as having 33 entries, only a fraction are described onscreen although the list was expanded in later promotional videos. They seem like a take off from the movie zombieland but are none the less, pretty insightful. With woody harrelson, jesse eisenberg, emma stone, abigail breslin.
I enjoyed this book from a new author and found it to be a nice change of pace in the zombie genre. Zombieland rule 34, if it exists there is porn of it. The rules are everything you already know about zombies if you have read one other zombie book. Loading to refresh you on one of the funniest running jokes of zombieland, heres a rundown of all of columbuss rules so far. The zombie rules are the life lessons propagated by zach, a not so unlikely 16 year old zombie outbreak survivor. Lots of intense zombie shootouts at the films climax. I think they stopped being scary for me along toward the end of night of the living dead. But who would have guessed such a funny movie as zombieland could be made around zombies. Theyre the energizer bunnies of corpses, existing primarily to be splattered.